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Oh Fuck You, Governor John Hickenlooper

Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper is pissed that his state became the first in US history to end Marijuana Prohibition.  Even though this is going to create jobs and generate billions in tax revenue, he took the initiative to rip on pot heads anyways by saying,

“Federal law still says marijuana is an illegal drug so don’t break out the Cheetos or gold fish too quickly,”

Hickenlooper, who once founded a brewing company, was against Amendment 64, which will allow adults over 21 years of age to possess up to an ounce of marijuana.  And since he doesn’t have any balls, he’s telling his people that even though they voted to legalize marijuana, they shouldn’t smoke it because the federal government might come after them.  The feds obviously have nothing else better to do.

Hickenlooper must be a lonely guy because he is a fucking dork.  And he’s a Quaker too.  I’m not exactly sure what a Quaker is, but I wouldn’t trust them.  Anybody who chooses an identity that comes from colonial times shouldn’t be in office.  He’d be better suited leading a horse and buggy to a field of mud, where he can harvest oats and pick the fleas out of his hairy ass- a religious rite of passage for his sort.

 

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